Greggy Luxford

Greg
Greg is a very sexy man. He likes to make music and hang with his epic niggas.

Greg has an N word pass.

Greg is the father of NoodleBoy, Nullified, Nooble, and others.

Although Greg is a very special individual (who used to wear fanny packs,) there are rumors and conspiracies that he may be the next "fortnite" (Fortnite is an online video game developed by Epic Games and released in 2017. It is available in three distinct game mode versions that otherwise share the same general gameplay and game engine) skin in the market for 5,000 v bucks (in-game currency.) I wouldn't know this for sure but then again I am talking about a man who beats my wife to get some money even though what he really needs to do is pay the child support that she keeps asking him for. He is wanted dead or alive in every country and state in any province (even in Atlantis, hell, heaven, and purgatory.) We do not know the complete backstory for this interesting life form but there have been reports of him hanging out in back alleyways, in preschools, the white house, and in Area 51. Scientists also believe that he is originally from Area 51, but then again if that's the case then why haven't other creatures escaped? "that's because we hacked into all of Greg's electronics and found out that he reached a score of 121 on a free IQ test," says A local scholar in Georgia. "The complexity of this lifeform is one that we have never seen. it looks and acts like a normal human being, but we can assure you that that is all a part of its devious plan." This lifeform is 100% hostile and dangerous. If you ever see this thing walking in public, call the authorities immediately. Just because he has a so-called "N-word pass," doesn't mean he is safe to be around. Run.

Greg, if you're reading this, DHS misses you

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