Beamzism

Beamzism is the religion made by Beamz for his followers, called Beamzists. It was created to document the long and hard journey to the land known as Freshy Greg Land,

Story
In his home planet of Yangourd, a man named Beamz decided to research ancient civilizations for his history project. While looking through the Earth category, he found a book on the desolate land of Freshy Greg Land and read it. Deciding to find this ancient place, he set off on a journey across the stars. He ran into a Space Narwhal named Hugh who offered him chocolate in exchange for his oxygen mask, but Beamz did not accept saying the famous quote, "No man it really do be that I need this." He came across the mighty Igor the IV who offered him all the power in the world in exchange for his love, but Beamz once again declined saying "I love sexy anime girls, how the fuck am i supposed to go without that." Finally, he landed in Missouri, Earth where he found Ego, who offered him anything he had ever wanted in exchange for his virginity. Beamz, not having that because of all the anime girls, declined his offered and made Ego angry. Ego sent Beamz back to Yangourd where he met Picnic. Picnic said she could make him feel amazing for a small loan of a million dollars and Beamz was all like "Hell yeah let's freaking go five more likes for another free gift card giveaway." Picnic soon joined Beamz and using their combined powers they went to Earth much faster and landed in Georgia. After a few minutes of setting up a GPS they found Freshy Greg Land.

Soundtrack
The Beamzism Religion has a soundtrack of the best songs ever. This soundtrack consists of the following albums: The following songs are also included:
 * Awesome Mixtape vol. 1, Guardians of the Galaxy
 * Awesome Mixtape vol. 2, Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2
 * Parachutes, Coldplay
 * A Rush of Blood to the Head, Coldplay
 * X&Y, Coldplay
 * Viva la Vida or Death and all his Friends, Coldplay
 * Mylo Xyloto, Coldplay
 * Ghost Stories, Coldplay
 * A Head Full of Dreams, Coldplay
 * Greatest Hits, Queen
 * September, Earth, Wind and Fire
 * Africa, Toto
 * Hold the Line, Toto
 * Drops of Jupiter, Train
 * More Than a Feeling, Boston
 * Never Ever Getting Rid of Me, Waitress